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The Skin

2
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Looks like a radio tower up there.

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I don't like this.
It's kind of spooky.

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I can't see anything, just grapes.

5
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Yeah, there might be Krauts
hidden in there.

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I sure hope they haven't
got any artillery up there.

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Damn it! A good place for a sniper.

8
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You know what? We're
sitting ducks here.

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This damn trip is taking forever.

10
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Maybe it'd be better
if we went home, Mark.

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If the Krauts knew they had the
head of the Fifth Battalion

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buzzing around their...

13
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Yes, I know there could
be spies. Relax, Bob.

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The Italians are a great
people, but they made one fatal mistake.

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They chose the wrong side.

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Now, what made you people
do such a damn fool thing?

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Bad judgement...

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Well, no matter. You're
on the right side now.

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Mark Cork's Fifth Battalion
will be in Rome

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before Christmas. I'd bet on that.

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I'm sure you won't
find any takers, General.

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Did you know that no
one in all of history

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ever conquered Rome from the south?

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Mother! Mother!

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Cyrus!

26
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Captain, there's something fishy
here, and it isn't the Bay of Naples.

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- I can hear a waltz.
- What the hell are you talking about?

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Awaltz, you know, music... A waltz!

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Wait a minute.

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Hold it! Hold it!

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Captain, I want you to go
up that side of the street.

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Sergeant, take 10 men
and go up those stairs!

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- Lets go!
- I want to know

34
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what the hell is going on here!

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Sergeant, I want you to take some men

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and go up other side of that street.
And watch out for booby traps.

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Do you believe this?

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It could be a trap, Captain.

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Okay, If anybody makes a false move,

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I want you to blow
their fucking head off.

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Let's go!

42
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What handsome boys! The
vitamin A has arrived!

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<i>_ "All?
- For American!</i>

44
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Hey, you, come over here! Move!

45
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Yes, you! Hurry up!

46
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Where the hell are the Germans?

47
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He says they cleared
out a few days ago, sir.

48
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The Fascists? Where are the Fascists?

49
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He says that there aren't any
Fascists here, just anti-Fascists.

50
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Well, tell him I want to
know where the enemy is right now!

51
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I think we have a
princess on our hands, sir.

52
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- Well, what do I say?
- Say...

53
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I think you should
call the base, sir.

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Ah, yes...

55
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- And what should I tell them?
- Say that...

56
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Say that we've taken Capri.

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Eagle HQ...

58
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Operation Peanut is complete.

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Today, the United States Fifth
Battalion and the Allied Forces

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have occupied the Gulf of Naples.

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Just one further
step towards our goal:

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the complete liberation of Italy.

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When do you expect
to be in Rome, sir?

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I'm not making any predictions,

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but if the Germans
put up any resistance,

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they'll be sorry. And
you can print that.

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I'd like to ask Captain Malaparte
a question, if I may.

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Captain Malaparte? Go
right ahead, soldier

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but remember, it's his house.

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Captain Malaparte, how do
you reconcile your alliance

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with the U.S. Fifth
Battalion with the fact that

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20 years ago, you
joined the Fascist Party?

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I believe it was 20 years
ago that Winston Churchill

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said during a visit to Italy:

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"If I were Italian, I'd
join join the Fascist Party."

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I was Italian.

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I might add that Captain Malaparte

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spent a good portion of
those years in Fascist prisons

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and don't forget to print
that. Any more questions?

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Yes, sir.

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General Alexander says
that the British Army is...

82
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That's it, gentlemen. I'll
see you all in Naples.

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All right, boys. Take your pictures.

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Make it fast now.

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All right, that's enough. Everyone
out. Hold it there, soldier.

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- Sir?
- Let me see that.

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The left side. Only on the left side.

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What a beautiful home you
have here, Malaparte.

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My house is yours, General.

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It's a bit far from the front, sadly.

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Fronts move, the offer remains.

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Thank you.

93
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Good day.

94
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My guest, General Mark Cork...

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- Princess Consuelo Caracciolo.
- Enchanted.

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They say that in
Naples your word is law.

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- Do you know Naples, General?
- No, madam.

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But I expect to soon enough.

99
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It's the oldest city in Europe.

100
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What the princess is trying to
say is that you must be patient...

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if there are some things you
do not understand immediately.

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Very well...

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- What a lovely dog!
- His name is Febo.

104
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Mine is named Pal. I found
him in Northern Africa.

105
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I nearly ran him over with a jeep.

106
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I found him in Russia. He
had been injured by the Germans.

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Watch... Febo, Heil Hitler!

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Be a good boy, Febo. Solong.

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- Will you return to Capri soon?
- We'll see, Vicenzo, we'll see. Good luck.

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Take my luggage to the palace.

111
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Be good, Febo!

112
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Look how pretty they are.

113
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- The girls are lovely.
- And what do you want?

114
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Is there a problem? It's too early.

115
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Go home, handsome.

116
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Let's go.

117
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' Poggioreale! ' Poggioreale!

118
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- Was there a massacre?
- Where have you been?

119
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There are massacres every day.

120
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Typhus, famine,
infection... there's a bit of everything.

121
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Death has quite an
imagination. I'm here all week.

122
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Rich or poor, the funeral is free.

123
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Are we or are we not a democracy?

124
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What, all week? That's bullshit.

125
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You haven't been here for 15 days.

126
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There are only three
trucks in Naples for everybody.

127
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Weeks are now 15 days long, ma'am.

128
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You have no respect for the dead.

129
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What's that? No respect for the dead?

130
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Do you expect us to carry
them on our backs?

131
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- We can't say a thing.
- I told you, we only have three wagons.

132
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Make them walk.

133
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,078
We've been looking at corpses for
years, we can't do it anymore.

134
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Make them walk to the cemetery.

135
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- Of course, on foot.
- Let's go.

136
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On foot. Let's keep going.

137
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Hello good Christians!

138
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You can't come in
here, it's off limits.

139
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,975
This is a restricted
area, you can't come in here.

140
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:31,347
- You know, off limits.
- What does off limits mean?

141
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I don't know. Must be American slang.

142
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Off limits.

143
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This crap is always getting worse.

144
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- Hello Concetta.
- Look, there goes the Big Cheese

145
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on the way to the bank.

146
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So that's the one, huh?

147
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Ah, my dear Mr. Eduardo. Come in!

148
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No, closed, please, closed!

149
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Excuse me.

150
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,399
Hey...

151
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I hear them wop pussies got spaghetti

152
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,733
growing around them.
- Yeah, and some tomato sauce!

153
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,737
- Did you slip her some Iinguini?
- Did you take it with oil and garlic?

154
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,616
It's closed, closed, it's over!

155
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,079
Hey Joe! C'mon, boys behave.

156
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C'mon sweet, a kiss...

157
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:39,604
Ah, I understand. And
how many are with you?

158
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There are two, but they eat
for six. They're right here.

159
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Let me call her. Rosaria!

160
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Rosaria! Rosaria. Rosaria.

161
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- I'm over here!
- Where is Rosaria?

162
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,530
- I'm here!
- Rosaria!

163
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- Here!
- Rosaria, come here.

164
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Since you know how to speak English

165
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tell them to leave in ten minutes.

166
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,999
- I have some things to take care of.
- Alright.

167
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,591
Come here, Eduardo.

168
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,924
Listen! Ten minute closed!

169
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,549
Ok? Ten minute
closed. We're closing boys.

170
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,305
- Keep calm.
- We're going to tear this place apart!

171
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,055
Hey! Shut up, shut up!

172
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,267
Listen, behave yourselves

173
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:26,026
or we'll kick you out like we
did with the Germans, alright?

174
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,364
And it's going to be
in two days, not four.

175
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,863
- Two days, alright?
- Alright, alright.

176
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,660
Hey big mother, come down
here. I got something for you.

177
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,411
Shush girl.

178
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:45,082
<i>I'll have something special
for you later.</i>

179
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,844
- How much?
- How much do you weigh?

180
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,676
The hat, take off the
hat. How much is it?

181
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,386
Sixty-five kilos, you see?

182
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,974
That's it? You said they ate for six.

183
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,523
My god, Mr. Eduardo, have
a little patience!

184
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,613
Kommen Sie! You two.

185
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,826
Come on, let's go.

186
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:18,119
Look at those two. They eat for six.

187
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:23,044
- But this one hardly eats anything
- Doesn't want to eat?

188
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,955
While the residents
of Naples die of hunger

189
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he refuses to eat. Why are
you refusing your pasta?

190
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- Stomach, nicht gut.
- How fresh.

191
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,886
Make a tagliatelle, I brought flour.

192
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,560
But how, when I don't
know how to make tagliatelle?

193
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:43,103
Look at how your
friends are nice and plump

194
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and you're a stick. Eat, you hear me?

195
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,569
Eat, imagine your
life depended on it.

196
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,443
Eat, eat.

197
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,118
Come on, hurry. Get in line. Move it.

198
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,616
Come on, let's go, let's go.

199
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,327
Hey,
spaghetti-eater, let's get a move on.

200
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,077
- Let's go! Let's go! That's it.
- Let's go, hurry, hurry!

201
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,254
Button that up. C'mon
greaseball. Let's go.

202
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,669
C'mon, wophead. These are perfect.

203
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,584
Right, that's yours.

204
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,299
That's perfect. Don't
be so goddamned choosy.

205
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,800
This one's got
spaghetti already in the pocket.

206
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:20,306
- This has a bloodstain.
- Oh a little stain, does it?

207
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,309
- There ya go, ginzo. Move it! Keep going!
- Don't just stand there!

208
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:27,142
- Move it, let's go!
- Perfect pants for you!

209
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,277
Come on, there's nothing
wrong with that!

210
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,366
Let's go! Let's go.

211
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,217
Hurry UP!

212
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,340
Attention!

213
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,678
Attention!

214
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,306
Order them to rest, Sergeant.

215
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,304
Rest.

216
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,361
Boys, sadly I have to leave you.

217
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,995
I've recieved other
orders. Captain Palese

218
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,493
will take charge of the company.

219
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:30,042
And he wants to have a word with you.

220
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,042
Please.

221
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,464
Soldiers...

222
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,714
We're the first
liberation unit of Italy.

223
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,053
We are soldiers of a new Italy.

224
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:45,311
Our aim is to fight the Germans
and expel them from Italian soil.

225
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:50,438
We must take our flag and
lift it high as an example

226
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,403
to all Italians. We will banish

227
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,865
the terrible shame that dominates
the Italian people

228
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,114
and prove that we are worthy
of the great role

229
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,496
that History has handed us.

230
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,033
Do you all understand
what he's saying?

231
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,369
- You, come here
- Me?

232
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,870
Yes, you.

233
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,422
Alright, repeat what
the Captain said.

234
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,803
He says that... we have to prove

235
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,177
that we're worthy of
the shame of Italy.

236
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:27,763
I think he understood quite
well. Go back to your spot.

237
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,695
This is the Allied Armed
Forces Radio in Europe.

238
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,572
That was Glenn
Miller and his orchestra

239
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,286
transmitting
directly from the Palladium

240
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,038
in Hollywood, California, USA.

241
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,830
Worried about
syphilis? Venereal diseases...

242
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,089
can be more destructive than war.

243
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,841
But thanks to penicillin...

244
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,920
Hey Goldberg, did you hear that?

245
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,551
Glenn Miller is
playing live 7,000 miles away...

246
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,179
How come you're not
worried about getting the syph?

247
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,390
Did you really lay
that Countess, Jimmy?

248
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,517
I already told you, Goldberg.

249
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,899
Well, so tell me again. It's
like listening to Glenn Miller.

250
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,518
It just keeps getting better.

251
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,319
- Did she go down on you?
- Listen, in Europe, that's normal.

252
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,484
Get it through your head...

253
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:27,285
European women are different.

254
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,451
Listen Goldberg, instead of lying
around here jacking to those magazines...

255
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,413
for three lousy bucks, you
can get anything you want.

256
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:35,914
Are you crazy?

257
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,290
Every nigger this side
of the Atlantic...

258
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,050
has been in them wop broads.

259
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,378
You forget them
movies about what happens

260
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,466
to your pecker if you get the clap?

261
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,844
It's better than
going blind, Goldberg.

262
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,759
Ah...where did you hear that?

263
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:53,023
How many fingers am I holding up? You
see? You're already blind, Goldberg.

264
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,152
Christ!

265
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,197
FIFTH BATTALION GENERAL HEADQUARTERS

266
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,319
Good day, General.

267
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,025
Captain Wren for the
General's communications conference.

268
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,777
There are already two conferences
back there, Captain.

269
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,194
I'm afraid you'll have to wait.

270
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,029
Good day, General.

271
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,207
No, not now.

272
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:05,345
Gentlemen, first the good news.

273
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,805
I've just talked with Alexander

274
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,099
and he agrees that the
British Eighth Batallion

275
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:14,145
will cede to their "American cousins",
as they like to call us,

276
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,348
and Mark Cork's Fifth Batallion
will be the first to enter Rome!

277
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,767
- Great!
- Excellent!

278
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,028
Now, the bad news.

279
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,195
I don't believe a godamn word of it.

280
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,865
Half of his army are
pansies, and the other half

281
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,245
thinks that Americans are damn fools

282
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,538
and he's right in the middle of
that. This could be as tricky as it gets.

283
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,496
The Fifth American Batallion
was the first

284
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,464
to get a foothold on
the European continent

285
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:46,094
and you can bet that no one, including
Mr. Churchill and his gang

286
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,884
is going to screw this man's army

287
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,506
out of being the first to enter Rome!

288
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,971
It's a matter of principle!

289
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,102
Sir, General
Eisenhower. It's the third time.

290
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:55,928
Bob...

291
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,603
Carry on, gentlemen.

292
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,982
Must be earth-shattering to get him
up this damn early in Washington.

293
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,361
We'll soon find out.

294
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:07,485
Hello?

295
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,158
Hello, sir...

296
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,705
How is Italy, sir? Oh, Italy is fine.

297
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,164
Sir, what are you trying to say?

298
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,208
What?

299
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,498
Which senator's wife?

300
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,341
From Massachusetts?

301
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:28,923
Here?

302
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,886
Ike for Christsake,
we're fighting a war

303
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:37,308
there's no time for this damn women's... |ke...Not
even if it's the President's wife...

304
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:38,770
No...

305
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,725
I'm trying to tell you
that we're up to a...

306
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,482
I'm sorry, but what
I'm trying to say...

307
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,281
Yes, Mr. President.

308
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,156
Please excuse me, Sir,
but I meant what I said...

309
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,363
I advise against it strongly.

310
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,042
I understand your position, Sir

311
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,294
<i>and, under these
circumstances, I'll do my very best.</i>

312
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,001
Mr. President, you can depend on me.

313
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,418
Thank you, Sir.

314
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,059
A godamn trick, that's what it is.

315
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,434
...to rob Mark Cork and his
Fifth Battalion of their glory.

316
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,729
Massachussets. That's
Senator Wyatt, isn't it?

317
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,985
Yes, the senator that fools all
of the people all of the time.

318
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,897
Wyatt...yes...what do you make of it?

319
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,608
Well, nothing, except
his wife is Deborah Wyatt.

320
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,444
- Exactly.
- Of course, an aviator.

321
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,825
She was the first to
cross the Pacific solo in '39.

322
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,914
The first woman...

323
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,584
...which makes it some kind
of giant publicity stunt.

324
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,290
That's what it is.

325
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:46,456
They just made her a colonel
in the Air Force...

326
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:51,545
...and she comes up with this crazy
idea of supplying food by airlift

327
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,759
and it seems that the
President is interested in it as well.

328
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,216
- Christ!
- A bunch of bullshit.

329
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,885
Elections are next year and you
know exactly what the President

330
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,979
is interested in... winning votes.

331
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,185
- How's it going?
- Alright.

332
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,060
- What are you doing tonight?
- Sit, please...

333
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,279
- Good day.
- Good day.

334
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,362
I'm sorry, but you'll have
to wait, Captain. Be patient.

335
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:14,484
Thank you.

336
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,869
Hey, aren't you the one from
the press conference in Capri?

337
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,160
Yes.

338
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:25,169
- You have a beautiful home there.
- Thank you.

339
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,588
- Go ask, go on.
- Those two? Let's see.

340
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:36,639
- Mr. Mazzullo.
- Sit down.

341
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:40,476
- Sit down, please.
- Alright.

342
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,725
- Fine.
- Wait, please.

343
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,601
- What'd she say?
- She told me to sit.

344
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,561
So go sit.

345
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,111
- What's next, Lieutenant?
- A meeting with the representative

346
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,896
of the Comittee for
Civilian Necessities.

347
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,441
- That'd be the German prisoners, Sir.
- And then?

348
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:57,911
A meeting about the front. That'd
be six minutes from now, Sir.

349
00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,489
The one responsible for civilian
needs...what's his name?

350
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,907
Eduardo Mezzullo.

351
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,660
- Let's take them all at once.
- Yes, Sir.

352
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:13,463
Mr. Mezzullo? Captain
Malaparte? Captain Wren?

353
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,731
- Mr. Mezzullo...
- Mazzullo, Mazzullo.

354
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,656
- They tell me, Mr. Mezzullo...
- Ma...ma...ma.

355
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:42,075
Ma-zul-lo,
Ma-zul-lo.

356
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,950
I understand you have a certain
number of prisoners...

357
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:50,793
- of German prisoners...
- 273, Mr. General. 273...

358
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,921
That you captured when
the Germans mounted a retreat...

359
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,835
Mounted a what?

360
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:59,176
He said that you caught those Germans
when they were retreating.

361
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,308
No, Mr. General. They were imprisoned
by the Italian people

362
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,556
when they fought in Naples.

363
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,854
There was a great
insurrection that lasted four days

364
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,348
with injuries and casualties...

365
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:12,352
Believe me, we suffered, Mr. General.

366
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,190
Yes, yes, I understand, Mr. Mezzullo.

367
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,401
My name is Mazzulo. Ma...Ma

368
00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:19,405
Look, I wonder if we can get to the heart
of the matter, if you don't mind.

369
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,163
You've been feeding and caring
for those prisoners for weeks, right?

370
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,081
I understand that it must
be a terrible burden on you...

371
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:29,043
with the price of food
rising like it has.

372
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:33,832
And, naturally, you have the right
to, shall we say, recompense.

373
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,045
Care to explain, Captain?

374
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,753
- You'll be compensated.
- Yes, I understand.

375
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:43,262
The Fifth American
Battalion is prepared to pay...

376
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:47,012
a thousand lires for every person...

377
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:50,019
You're a very kind man,
Mr. General. I'm grateful.

378
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:55,190
But the price has changed
now. We do the price by weight.

379
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:57,109
100 lires per kilo.

380
00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,402
What?

381
00:26:58,492 --> 00:26:59,823
It's 100 lires per kilo.

382
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,323
So a man who weighs 80 kilos
would cost 8 thousand liresl?

383
00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:08,287
Ah, these days it's rare to find
someone who weighs 80 kilos.

384
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,369
Captain Malaparte,
tell him that he's crazy.

385
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:15,002
- The General is a serious man.
- Who are you?

386
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,045
Now you listen to me... Mr.
Whatever your name is...

387
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,048
you have 24 hours to accept my offer.

388
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,588
After that, you'll deal
with the military police.

389
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:26,096
And I assure you
that with their bare hands

390
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,097
they'll root out every
one of your 270 prisoners.

391
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,391
It's 273!

392
00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:33,099
Alright, we'll see. Let's go.

393
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:39,025
He's a serious man, this
keeper of German prisoners.

394
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,902
So am I.

395
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,782
The US government does
not fool around with

396
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,820
the Geneva Convention
rules regarding prisoners of war!

397
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,830
I'm going to take them by force.

398
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,791
You can hide everyone in
Italy in the caverns of Naples...

399
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,664
and never find them.

400
00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:55,709
In that case, I'll
just have him shot.

401
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:59,041
If you do, you'll never
see those prisoners.

402
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,969
Why don't you let me handle this?

403
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,508
And you, Captain? What's
your role in all of this?

404
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,510
Me, sir? I'm here for the
communications conference.

405
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:12,096
Ah, the communcations. That's
what we need around here.

406
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,978
Alright, Malaparte, you've
got yourself a job.

407
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:18,732
- You'll go with the Captain.
- But I...

408
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,362
What?

409
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,024
Nothing, Sir.

410
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:28,282
Damned Italians.

411
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,498
I'm Jimmy Wren.

412
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,917
Is this where we'll find Mr. Eduardo?

413
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,670
You don't find Mr.
Eduardo. He finds you.

414
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:38,797
What are they arguing about?

415
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,170
Well, you know, the
price of human flesh...

416
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,045
is below that for beef or pork.

417
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:47,931
A week ago, you could get a
20 year old girl for 10 dollars.

418
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:52,312
Now she'd be worth no
more than four bones and all.

419
00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,805
The Sicilian girls
flooded the market.

420
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,065
They're older, so they cost less.

421
00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:01,108
You know, we have a saying in
Cleveland: "From behind they're all the same".

422
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:04,528
- All of 'em except your sister, huh Jimmy?
- I don't have a sister.

423
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:06,071
Though if I did, what would that
have to do with anything?

424
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:09,279
Lovely, lovely American boy.

425
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,245
Lovely, come with me. I like you...

426
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:18,542
come, come. What lovely skin.

427
00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,549
Come with me.

428
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,377
- No, thank you.
- Come!

429
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:29,507
If you don't want to then
don't! Go eat shit, you idiot!

430
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:33,185
- Looks like you're having luck.
- Yup, some luck.

431
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:39,684
- We have something to see now.
- Hey, it's five dollars!

432
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:42,441
Did you see what they
did when they went by?

433
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,693
Come on, you have to
see it to believe it.

434
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,319
See that? They're blonde everywhere.

435
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:50,782
What sort of Sicilians are they?

436
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:54,824
Jimmy, you think those soldiers
feel like war heroes

437
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:57,209
when those women from
Naples spread their legs for them?

438
00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,203
Well, they probably feel
the same thing I do.

439
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,669
- Which is...
- I don't know.

440
00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,376
I feel like I'm seeing Europe.

441
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,171
- Let's go.
- Where to?

442
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,805
To Italy.

443
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,229
Good day.

444
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:22,977
- So what happened?
- Nothing.

445
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,029
What do you mean,
nothing? He's an American officer.

446
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,362
Yes, he's interested
in Italian artistry.

447
00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:31,406
- Show him what you make.
- Italian artistry?

448
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,618
He's not interested...

449
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,912
Yes, yes. Are you interested?

450
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,001
- Yes.
- Do you like what we do?

451
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,254
Put on the wig.

452
00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,957
- No, you go.
- Not me.

453
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,918
- My god!
- You'll see.

454
00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:49,754
Not you! Where are
you going? Stay here!

455
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,641
What are you thinking
about? Stay right here.

456
00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:56,518
You're going to show
off for that man.

457
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,395
Go on.

458
00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:01,189
- What's going on?
- Wait there...

459
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:04,272
Oh god, you have to be patient.

460
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,946
Are you sure the boy
came to look at Italian art?

461
00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:09,987
Tell him I'm poor.

462
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,567
He's a good man.

463
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,111
- A good man.
- An artist.

464
00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:19,451
I was a tailor, but these days...

465
00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:23,291
It's ready.

466
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,802
What's this?

467
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:37,719
- What we did, it's wrong.
- Explain it to him.

468
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:42,561
Black soldiers like blonde women.

469
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,475
In Naples, it's hard
to find blonde women...

470
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,435
We made that up.

471
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,437
Black soldiers like blonde girls...

472
00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,023
In Naples, it's hard
to find blond women.

473
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,071
- I want one.
- Oh, you want one?

474
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,615
- Yes, how much is it?
- Ten dollars.

475
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:59,331
- Is he going to pay for that?
- No, no, seven...seven!

476
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,376
No, ten dollars! You
have to be very patient.

477
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:05,417
It's a lot of work, that's
for sure. A lot of work.

478
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,299
OK, OK, ten dollars.

479
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,335
A lot of patience.

480
00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:14,763
This is crazy!

481
00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,472
Jimmy, if the
Americans had lost the war...

482
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:20,139
do you think the women in
New York would be that creative?

483
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:23,852
They don't have to be. In New York there
are enough blondes for everybody.

484
00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:34,988
Upstairs.

485
00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:53,919
Come in.

486
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,713
- Shall we go?
- Where?

487
00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:59,057
Mr. Eduardo has found us.

488
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,776
What's going on?

489
00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:58,818
- What are they doing?
- Leave it alone.

490
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,125
How did they get that tank?

491
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,503
- You'll see...
- It's one of ours...

492
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:15,334
- Later...
- It's property of the army...

493
00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:22,762
Perhaps Mr. Eduardo will explain.

494
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:42,369
Good day. Wait a moment.

495
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,851
I don't see why I
should be interested.

496
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:14,477
Atank, what am I going
to do with that?

497
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:16,358
- Want a cigarette?
- No, thanks.

498
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,655
- It's American. Authentic.
- I don't smoke.

499
00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:20,865
- No? Want one?
- Yes, thank you.

500
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,986
The war's over, you know...

501
00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:27,619
- Metal, metal. Lots of metal.
- Ten tons of old iron.

502
00:35:27,751 --> 00:35:29,333
Yes, metal.

503
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:32,453
- A cannon, a big cannon!
- Yes, I know

504
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:35,043
but the cannon is just old metal.. What
am I supposed to do with a cannon?

505
00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:36,669
The war is over.

506
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:39,426
- A transmitter radio...
- A radio.

507
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,884
Did the General agree
to this? Does he know?

508
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:48,014
Does he know? Don't kid
around, don't kid around.

509
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,561
I bet that this entire circus is...

510
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,063
to convince us to
accept his conditions.

511
00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,231
Why? Aren't you convinced?

512
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:10,536
Did you hear what that
cocksucker offered for a new Sherman tank?

513
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,252
- I heard, I heard...
- We did the right thing!

514
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,459
And believe me, he isn't
the only wop in Naples.

515
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,212
We'll find someone else and
get ten thousand for that...

516
00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:48,987
God damn it!

517
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,411
Mother fuckers!

518
00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:55,661
Good day.

519
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,833
- So then...
- Very well.

520
00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:01,671
- We accept your conditions.
- Very good, my boy.

521
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,092
You've done well, I'm happy.

522
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,755
Until tomorrow, we need the
General's authorization.

523
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,549
Of course, and tell
the General to hurry...

524
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,884
because the price goes up every day.

525
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,308
Better said, every hour.

526
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:15,765
He wants to raise the price...

527
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,900
But that's not fair!

528
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:21,562
He can't raise the
price, we had an agreement!

529
00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:23,063
What is he saying?

530
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,823
- That everything's fine.
- Great.

531
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:27,864
I'm satisfied. Well done boys.

532
00:37:29,122 --> 00:37:31,989
- Charismatic, isn't he?
- Ok, Jimmy.

533
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,578
- Alright, it's set.
- Yeah.

534
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,888
You know, that looks like a girl

535
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,133
- that I knew in Atlanta.
- Let me see, let me see.

536
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:55,100
You know, there's a name
for that... pussy wig.

537
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:59,183
It's called a
merkin. M-E-R-K-I-N.

538
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,151
- Shit is is!
- You don't believe me?

539
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,487
- No, I don't.
- He doesn't believe me!

540
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,402
If anyone knows, it's Goldberg.

541
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,408
- He's an expert.
- Easy, sailor.

542
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,952
Come on, relax.

543
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:13,789
Soldier! Soldier, calm down
or you're headed to the pen.

544
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,287
- Get your motherfucking hands off her!
- The hell I will!

545
00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:18,622
Well, there they go again.

546
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,669
What the hell did we order?

547
00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:26,050
Oxtail stew.

548
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:27,840
A speciality from the south.

549
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,968
Looks to me like they gave me
the part the tail was attached to.

550
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:34,013
I'll admit it's not
hummingbird hearts with truffles.

551
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,644
I mean look, what are
we putting in our stomachs?

552
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:39,143
The part the ox used to clean its ass

553
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:42,271
dragged through grease that's
like it came out of a crankcase,

554
00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:45,733
seasoned with the
waiter's bad breath.

555
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,948
Colonel, I don't think we all agree.

556
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,367
It's wartime and, in Naples...

557
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,696
good ingredients aren't
always easy to come buy.

558
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,326
See? What did I say?

559
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:59,080
I'm not eating any more of this
dago food. No offense, Captain.

560
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:02,378
No, I don't blame you. I had
a terrible time eating mine.

561
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:07,377
I adore the subtle flavors
of oxtail made with nutmeg,

562
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,178
celery, white wine...

563
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:13,682
but my first bite of this...

564
00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:18,937
was unpleasantly sweet, covered
with foul tasting skin...

565
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:23,358
I took a good look at the
plate and what I saw wasn't oxtail,

566
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,231
but the first rule of good manners...

567
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,980
is to never never distrurb
the joy of others...

568
00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:31,400
So, I ate it, thinking: "My god...

569
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:35,533
look what these shortages have
caused... First, a finger...

570
00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:40,330
then a thumb, and then,
yes an entire human hand!

571
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,835
Look!

572
00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:50,677
In spite of my good manners, I
wasn't able to eat the nails.

573
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:02,264
- Let's go have some coffee.
- That's pretty good, how'd you do that?

574
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:05,309
It wasn't easy, I can assure you...

575
00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:10,147
Three coffees.

576
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:15,660
Malaparte, you're a genius! The
way you arranged those bones...

577
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:19,248
I never even saw you move. How
the hell did you do the nails?

578
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,788
Jimmy, do you think I lied?

579
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,878
- Oh, god!
- What? Oh, shit!

580
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:29,211
Hey. paisan, you got ID?

581
00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:32,169
Hey, easy soldier. This man is
an officer of the Italian military.

582
00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:39,430
What's the matter, Captain? The
Italian Army run out of uniforms?

583
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,553
Forgive me, sir. We're
just doing our job.

584
00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:44,181
They sent us a message over
the radio to take him.

585
00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:49,732
You're making a mistake!

586
00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:52,113
- Jimmy!
- Listen, Anna.

587
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:53,819
Come here.

588
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:56,526
Buy me a drink?

589
00:40:57,205 --> 00:41:02,951
Oh...sure... Two whiskeys.

590
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:06,203
I know these Yankee
bluebloods like the back of my hand.

591
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,252
And Deborah Wyatt
doesn't like men like me...

592
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:12,626
men who worked their
way up from the bottom...

593
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,712
and she likes Italians even less.

594
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,715
Of course I'll do everything I can.

595
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,470
But if she thinks so
lowly of Italians...

596
00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,176
Ah, but you're different.

597
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:24,016
You know the Pope and
that damn fool Picasso...

598
00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,769
- And...|ce?
- No.

599
00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,643
And you can talk about
Maxim's in Paris...

600
00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:32,233
and who painted the
ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

601
00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:36,400
Those Bostons-came-over-on-the- Mayflower
types get a thrill out of that.

602
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,744
I've only met His
Holiness twice, General.

603
00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,663
I know, I know, I know...

604
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,707
But I was thinking...

605
00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:46,834
I would like to throw
a fancy dinner for her,

606
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:49,497
Renaissance style, you know, in...

607
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:54,422
in some sort of old
palace, with servants

608
00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:58,756
in powdered wigs and white
gloves. What do you think?

609
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,592
Not bad. Palazzo
Toledo can be arranged.

610
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:05,979
- Great, and then...
- And then it's up to me.

611
00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:08,106
Exactly! Keep her out of my hair,

612
00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,270
keep her away from me,

613
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:12,860
- keep her far away...
- Yes, I understand.

614
00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:15,609
Oops.

615
00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,483
Having some fun with that dog.

616
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,947
He's incredible. Very good, Febo!

617
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,661
Fetch!

618
00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,766
Splendid. Very good.

619
00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:53,894
- Very good, Maria.
- Thank you sir. Bon apettite.

620
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,111
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

621
00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:57,697
Marvellous, isn't it?

622
00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,783
Careful, that's a strong aphrodisiac.

623
00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,944
You're scaring me.

624
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:09,410
So...?

625
00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:16,212
Dear, I don't feel a thing.

626
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:18,968
Wait. This is the danger.

627
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,884
The effect kicks in when
you least expect it.

628
00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:26,764
You know, I'm discovering America.

629
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:30,894
What surprising people. They're
clean and crystalline.

630
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:33,892
They believe that Christ is always
on the side of the winner.

631
00:43:38,491 --> 00:43:40,823
- May I say something?
- Yes.

632
00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,697
I'm starting to feel the effect.

633
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:46,495
Are you joking?

634
00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:58,793
- Is it strong?
- Yes, I can't take it anymore.

635
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:15,392
It's been so long, Curzio!

636
00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:40,254
You're the only
person that calls me Curzio.

637
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:46,673
Watch it, she's coming this way.

638
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,178
Is she crazy? My god!

639
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:54,723
- My god, that woman is crazy!
- She's nothing but trouble!

640
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,396
Don't tell me she flew that
plane all the way from Washington.

641
00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:59,728
Sicily, but I don't doubt
she'd manage it.

642
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,230
She had her wings before
she sprouted tits.

643
00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:44,864
- Ma'am...
- Thank you.

644
00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:47,450
I'm General Howes, General
Cork's deputy.

645
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,616
Major Beckwith, General
Cork's assistant.

646
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,622
The General would love to
be here personally, ma'am,

647
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:57,789
but duty calls.

648
00:45:58,130 --> 00:46:00,918
At least someone's fighting this war.

649
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:10,389
This is Captain Malaparte, our
liason with the Italians.

650
00:46:11,394 --> 00:46:12,759
It's difficult to tell...

651
00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:17,476
I hope to be useful to your
mission, Coronel Wyatt.

652
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:20,358
General Cork has briefed me.

653
00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:22,727
General Cork has
directed Captain Malaparte

654
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:25,021
to help you, Mrs. Wyatt.

655
00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:28,196
Obviously, you'll have to coordinate
with the local population

656
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,155
and Malaparte is your man.

657
00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:33,113
He has a fabulous villa in Capri.

658
00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:39,619
So what did you do in peace time?

659
00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:41,542
I was far too young to remember.

660
00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,708
Before this, it was
Spain. Before that, Abyssinia.

661
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:50,047
You should have come to
America. Our Italians fare much better.

662
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:53,676
You're right, but there were already
too many organ grinders.

663
00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:55,426
Are you making fun of me, Captain?

664
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:59,189
No, on the contrary, I admire
your self-assurance.

665
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:02,642
You're everything we're not.

666
00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:04,102
You think so?

667
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:31,421
Get away from me. I
said leave me alone.

668
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,381
- Don't touch me.
- Move along! Move out!

669
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:36,805
- Come on, let's go, come on!
- Out, come on, let's go!

670
00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:42,023
I'd like to help with your Moroccan troops,
General, but I'm afraid I can't.

671
00:47:42,318 --> 00:47:44,559
But my dear General, this
is an unprecedented shame!

672
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:47,354
Incredible, a scandal!

673
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:51,532
My men are, how shall
I say, hypersexual.

674
00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:54,782
Yes, they were born that
way. They'll stick it in anything...

675
00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,781
in a sunflower, to be precise.

676
00:47:58,334 --> 00:48:00,917
A sunflower is enough for them.

677
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:05,421
The point is, General, that depriving
my troops of penicillin

678
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,210
is a crime!

679
00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:13,005
Syphilis is destroying
their... combat strength.

680
00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:16,637
Yes, one penis after another.

681
00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:19,218
General, Guillaume, every month

682
00:48:19,522 --> 00:48:22,014
I receive a limited supply
of penicillin from America.

683
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:25,017
And what do you think
my priority should be?

684
00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:28,027
To save a sodomite who
likes sunflowers...

685
00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:30,981
or a wounded American?

686
00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:33,574
- Now please excuse me.
- General Cork...

687
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:36,736
it's Colonel Eliot,
sir. He says it's urgent.

688
00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:42,416
Be quick about it,
Colonel. We're at war.

689
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:46,913
What?

690
00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:51,505
No, no, that makes no sense. Let's
start over from the beginning.

691
00:48:57,059 --> 00:49:00,142
Right, first we want a creamy soup.

692
00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:04,685
But our soup is creamy, like mud.

693
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:09,277
Tomato soup? Yes, I
think that's alright.

694
00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:12,150
And don't forget the bleach.

695
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,233
I don't know, it looks like
we'll have to look after her stomach.

696
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,119
Anything else?

697
00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:22,415
But why aren't there
any fresh fish in Naples?

698
00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:26,999
Colonel, you don't have to remind
me I prohibited fishing.

699
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,043
The Bay of Naples is mined
from here to Sicily.

700
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:33,001
But when Mark Cork gives a
Renaissance dinner the second dish will be...

701
00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:39,223
boiled fish with
mayonnaise, do you hear me?

702
00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:41,968
How the hell should I know?

703
00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:44,349
Try the aquarium.

704
00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:47,393
Soldier.

705
00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:54,861
Boiled fish with
mayonnaise. Jesus Christ!

706
00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,735
You think she'll like it?

707
00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:02,364
- Beats me.
- I sure hope Malaparte is right.

708
00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:10,420
- How much is it?
- Ten lira.

709
00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:11,839
Thank you.

710
00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:14,046
Yes, understood.

711
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:16,969
All right.

712
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:20,131
Thank you.

713
00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:21,136
God, a real Renaissance banquet

714
00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:22,758
in the middle of World War II.

715
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:25,181
Thanks to my modest
contribution, we should be able to avoid

716
00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:28,606
the inevitable canned
pineapple in that disgusting syrup.

717
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,240
Oh, crap! What the hell
are you doing, Sergeant?

718
00:50:38,077 --> 00:50:39,363
Sorry about that Captain, but
Corporal Prewitt over there

719
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:41,486
got a sudden case of
Mussolini's Revenge.

720
00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,113
And I do mean sudden!

721
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,491
All right. Carry on,
Sergeant. But goddammit, pull over!

722
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,424
Damn it!

723
00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:11,190
Stop! It's mined! They're
gonna get themselves killed!

724
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:15,694
Oh, Jesus, Prewitt!

725
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:29,917
Let me look at him.

726
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:31,581
- Are you a medic?
- No, I'm not a medic.

727
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,496
Then keep your wop hands off him!

728
00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:49,395
Give me something to cover him with.

729
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:10,616
What's all this
wasting time, Captain?

730
00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:13,540
- We gotta get that boy to the hospital!
- I've seen many cases like this.

731
00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:17,499
If we move him, he'll die an
agonizing death before we reach the hospital.

732
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,798
If we make him comfortable
here, the pain will subside.

733
00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:22,674
- He'll die in his sleep.
- Like a dog!

734
00:52:23,015 --> 00:52:25,006
- Shut up, Sergeant!
- Go find a medic, Jimmy.

735
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:27,341
<i>Bring morphine. I'll
take full responsibility.</i>

736
00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:29,056
Him? He's Italian!

737
00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:31,729
That's an American
soldier lying over there, Captain!

738
00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:33,264
Now you listen to me, Sergeant!

739
00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:35,938
This man is a Captain with
more experience than either of us.

740
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,484
We're going to do what he says.

741
00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:39,562
I'm placing you in his command.

742
00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:41,113
And I'm taking full responsibility!

743
00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,236
We have to distract him.

744
00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:44,908
Anything to keep him
from realizing he's dying.

745
00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:46,823
It's the only thing we can do.

746
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:50,498
Listen greaseball, if
you're wrong about this

747
00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:52,454
if that medic doesn't bail you out

748
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:54,661
I'm gonna tear out your yellow-livered
insides, just like that boy over there.

749
00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:56,875
You got it?

750
00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:06,509
C'mon, Prewitt, you lucky
bastard. You're going home.

751
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,346
Just wet his lips.

752
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,808
You know, I always figured
you for a goldbricker, Prewitt

753
00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:15,647
but this takes the cake.

754
00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,767
That ambulance is gonne
be here in a few minutes.

755
00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:20,311
A few days of pretty
nurses bending over

756
00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:21,942
with their tits all over you

757
00:53:22,408 --> 00:53:24,149
and then you're on a plane
headed back to the good ol' U.S. ofA.

758
00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:26,283
Ain't that right, Kaminsky?

759
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:28,615
Keep talking, Sergeant.

760
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,788
Look at this greaseball over here.

761
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,078
He's stuck in this
fucking guinea country.

762
00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:37,794
- Eh, goombah!
- Chewing gum!

763
00:53:38,132 --> 00:53:40,373
- Guido!
- Yankee Dollar!

764
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:43,418
Hey, fag!

765
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:47,505
Hey, C'mon Prewitt.
C'mon, cut that out.

766
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,638
Hey, you wanna see the
greaseball do a Mussolini impression?

767
00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,850
C'mon, show him how
you can do Mussolini.

768
00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:01,895
Italian men!

769
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,407
Italian women!

770
00:54:07,453 --> 00:54:10,036
For twenty centuries...

771
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,702
I can't...| can't do anymore.

772
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:20,250
Snap out of it Prewitt.

773
00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:24,125
What are you doing here? Don't
you know it's forbidden?

774
00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:25,626
It's a minefield. Get out of here!

775
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,795
Go!

776
00:54:37,858 --> 00:54:39,474
Get that little slut outta here.

777
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:42,480
<i>Go...go!</i>

778
00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:47,106
Would you tell that slut in wop
talk to get the fuck out of here!

779
00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:48,191
Beat it, cunt!

780
00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:51,072
Enough;

781
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:54,493
Did you come here to fight Germans
or to insult Italians?

782
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:57,499
You're killing us.

783
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:25,236
Move back! Move back!

784
00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:28,740
- Keep going. Move!
- You lucky bastard. The medic's here!

785
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:13,201
A gut shot. He didn't have a chance.

786
00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:24,086
Thank you. Thank you.

787
00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:29,667
- Pasqualino! Pasqualino!
- No!

788
00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:33,970
No!

789
00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:07,667
- What's her name?
- Maria Concetta.

790
00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:18,883
Before we continue
with this simple meal

791
00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:22,102
I'd like to say, Mrs.
Wyatt, on behalf of all of us

792
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,350
that we owe you a debt of grattitude.

793
00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:26,807
Your presence at this table tonight

794
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:30,398
serves as a reminder that we
must win this war as soon as possible

795
00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:34,365
so we can all return to
the women we have left behind.

796
00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:37,778
Mrs. Wyatt, it's a
pleasure to have you with us.

797
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,536
Thank you.

798
00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:44,375
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

799
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:56,550
This place is
magnificent. Who does it belong to?

800
00:57:56,932 --> 00:57:58,889
The princess of Toledo.

801
00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:04,012
Captain Malaparte knows
all the princesses in Europe.

802
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:06,976
- Isn't that right Captain?
- Not all of them, thank god.

803
00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:08,932
But Captain, you must surely know

804
00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:10,935
Princess Carmela Esposito.

805
00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:13,653
She was my dearest classmate
at Radcliffe.

806
00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:17,734
- Esposito?
- Princess Carmela Esposito.

807
00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:22,079
Princess Carmela Esposito,
Mrs. Wyatt, is an imposter.

808
00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:25,950
- I beg your pardon?
- There is no Princess Esposito.

809
00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:28,077
"Esposito" is a name
given to children

810
00:58:28,422 --> 00:58:30,663
left on the doorsteps
of foundling homes.

811
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:36,260
Sadly, there are more
Espositos in Naples these days than ever.

812
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,755
Well, all I know is that my friend

813
00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:42,391
Princess Carmela Esposito
lives in a palace in Rome.

814
00:58:42,644 --> 00:58:44,726
Our State Department tells me

815
00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:48,223
she has always been anti-Fascist, and
I intend to visit her when I get there.

816
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:52,685
If she's always been
anti-Fascist, I'd say that that's further proof

817
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,695
that she's not a princess.

818
00:58:56,158 --> 00:58:58,149
Well, if what you say
is true, Captain

819
00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,993
then I and many
other people in Cambridge

820
00:59:01,246 --> 00:59:03,203
have been greatly decieved

821
00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:05,789
which doesn't reflect well
on the Italian people.

822
00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:09,785
In Philadelphia, our Italian
community is among the finest we have.

823
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,708
All right, Chaplain, all right...

824
00:59:12,299 --> 00:59:15,712
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd
like to bring your attention

825
00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:17,968
the next item on our menu.

826
00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:20,296
Boiled fish with mayonnaise.

827
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:24,304
Colonel Elliot has been
responsible for the acquisition of this treat

828
00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:29,188
and the good Colonel tells me that
this toothsome delicacy is called

829
00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:34,105
...sl...rena.

830
00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:37,154
- Do you know it, Captain?
- Oh, yes. I know it very well.

831
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:41,989
Sirena. The mermaid of
Naples. It's extremely rare.

832
00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:43,569
But I've seen it several times.

833
00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:45,329
- Where?
- At the aquarium.

834
00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:46,785
You can't be referring to Siren,

835
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:48,449
the temptress of Homer's Odyssey?

836
00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:51,665
Fallen, low, poor things. It's
just an ordinary fish in our times.

837
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:54,251
There's no such things as mermaids.

838
01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:04,553
My god, it's a baby! A cooked baby!

839
01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:07,263
We have to bury it!

840
01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:09,512
Cover it up! Cover it up!

841
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,727
I assure you, it's an
edible fish, General.

842
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:14,934
It's a fish, General.

843
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,569
- It's a fish!
- I believe it. Eh...|t's a fish!

844
01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:20,899
It don't care what they
say, Father. My god!

845
01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:24,277
- Well, in Philadelphia...
- Gentlemen, sit, please.

846
01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:26,202
Please, Mrs. Wyatt...

847
01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:31,124
Now, the Good Lord
knows what Mark Cork thinks

848
01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:33,623
of boiled fish and mayonnaise.

849
01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,754
But, then, I don't like war either.

850
01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:39,796
However, someone has to take command.

851
01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:42,510
Serve it!

852
01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:47,849
I knew all along it was a fish!

853
01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:49,570
Thank you.

854
01:02:06,514 --> 01:02:09,506
- Here.
- Don't let anyone see, all right?

855
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,634
- Here, take it.
- We only got it today.

856
01:02:15,523 --> 01:02:17,309
That's absurd!

857
01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:28,488
Let me go! Let me go!

858
01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:32,196
Let me go! Bastard!

859
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,044
Jean Louis!

860
01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:43,502
My mother told me I'd
find you in Capri.

861
01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:46,092
So what are you doing in
this corner of the world?

862
01:02:46,554 --> 01:02:48,261
It's my duty to come here
for the revolution.

863
01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:50,339
Ah yes, I had forgotten
about Count Marx.

864
01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:52,386
And I had forgotten how
deep your cynicism runs.

865
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,267
Yours and that of your
entire generation.

866
01:02:54,646 --> 01:02:57,229
Come Jean Louis, you wouldn't
be a student of Marx

867
01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,395
if his blood wasn't much
bluer than yours.

868
01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:03,693
And where is it written that you have to be
a proletariat in order to fight for justice?

869
01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:05,445
You don't understand
the youth of today.

870
01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:07,526
You can't imagine how
different they are.

871
01:03:07,742 --> 01:03:10,359
You wouldn't recognize the world
that will come out of this world.

872
01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:13,240
The imperialists and
their lackeys will be defeated.

873
01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:17,033
Hey, Malaparte, Jimmy sent
me to tell you he can't make it.

874
01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:19,459
He was supposed to bring
me a medic. Anything wrong?

875
01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,085
No, no. Something came up.

876
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,209
He wants you to cover
for him. We have to go.

877
01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:24,915
Goodbye.

878
01:03:26,428 --> 01:03:27,634
Hold it a second.

879
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:32,677
- Hey baby. How much do you charge?
- Let go of me! Fuck off.

880
01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,678
- That's what I'm asking about.
- Go eat shit.

881
01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:36,184
All right.

882
01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:38,558
- So what are you doing right now?
- Nothing, nothing.

883
01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,681
There's some boys that need a medic.

884
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,563
- Come with me.
- I didn't finish my studies.

885
01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:45,728
If you don't say anything
then I won't either, okay?

886
01:03:45,864 --> 01:03:46,729
Come.

887
01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:01,539
Jimmy!

888
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:03,916
I thought you weren't coming.

889
01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,096
We have to make a stop along the way.

890
01:04:13,308 --> 01:04:15,345
Pasqualino's coming too.

891
01:04:16,561 --> 01:04:17,767
Let's go!

892
01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:38,122
As you can see, the interior
of Vesuvius is hardly asleep.

893
01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:42,496
And, by examining the
seismographs, we can see that

894
01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:44,745
activity has increased
in recent weeks.

895
01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:49,375
- Does that happen often?
- Absolutely not.

896
01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:52,469
This is the first time I've
seen this phenomenon.

897
01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:56,094
- Strange...
- Yes.

898
01:04:56,184 --> 01:04:57,470
Maria, we should...

899
01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:07,693
Excuse me, one moment.

900
01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:14,859
Maria! Where are you
going? What about the picnic?

901
01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:17,698
Tell my father we're
going to see the nuns.

902
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:20,990
- What?
- My father.

903
01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:23,917
Don't tell him I was with you.

904
01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:27,497
Wait, wait. I'll take you.

905
01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:32,425
- No, we're going to take the tram.
- When will we meet up?

906
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:36,218
In two days. In the
same place as always.

907
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:38,382
Will you think about me?

908
01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:40,471
I will.

909
01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:49,443
I'd love to show you
the youth of today.

910
01:05:50,989 --> 01:05:53,276
You can't imagine how
different they are.

911
01:05:53,491 --> 01:05:55,983
They're better. They have
revolution in their blood.

912
01:05:56,327 --> 01:05:58,238
If only Trotsky and
Lenin had known that.

913
01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,495
Trotsky was a filthy traitor.

914
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:04,746
Imagine what your mother would
say if she heard you talk that way

915
01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:08,913
about someone you never met, and someone
who has passed away, at that.

916
01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:13,341
Mouth.

917
01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:16,970
Sir, I want to go to Munich.

918
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,096
What for? There's food here.

919
01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:20,720
Doctor, my head
hurts. Do you have something?

920
01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:23,143
No, I'm very sorry. I
don't have anything.

921
01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:28,314
The Geneva Convention, prisioner.

922
01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:31,227
The gentlemen will say
that they're in good health.

923
01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:33,525
- There's nothing to complain about.
- This prisoner has appealed

924
01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:35,606
- to the Geneva Convention.
- He's got no case at all.

925
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:38,400
That idiot refuses to
eat. He's skin and bones.

926
01:06:38,578 --> 01:06:39,818
I lost money on this one.

927
01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:43,372
But the price of the
others went up 200 Iiras, right?

928
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:46,742
Mr. Eduardo, it's going to
be hard to win the war this way.

929
01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:49,165
Win or lose, I refuse
to be trampled on.

930
01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:51,963
No, absolutely not! Understand?

931
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,339
No, no.

932
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:58,258
They're too fat,
too ugly! Too German!

933
01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:00,381
On top of that, they're too goddamn
expensive! Am I making myself clear?

934
01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:03,471
- It's unthinkable.
- Alright, I understand.

935
01:07:03,686 --> 01:07:07,645
There's no need to
shout. Fat is always useful.

936
01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:12,146
We'll make soap out of
them. Come, let's go.

937
01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:18,198
They're going to turn
these prisoners into soap...

938
01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:20,946
Never mind that. Take a look at this.

939
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,198
"Queen of the Skies."

940
01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:25,865
Queen of publicity
hound is what she is.

941
01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:29,580
- How do you like that?
- Well, she's photogenic.

942
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:32,792
What did you say? That
they'll turn the prisoners into soap?

943
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:34,918
There's a shortage.

944
01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:38,418
Soap sells for more
than 200 lira a kilo.

945
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:41,342
And God knows the
Neapolitans need it.

946
01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:44,383
- You must be joking.
- No, General.

947
01:07:54,362 --> 01:07:56,103
You're not hard to find.

948
01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:04,869
Is it true what the newspapers
say? That you never drive a car?

949
01:08:05,290 --> 01:08:06,826
I never have to.

950
01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:15,376
I thought I'd come round to
see how I could help you.

951
01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:19,801
As a liason officer.

952
01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:24,135
Well, that should do it.

953
01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:29,595
Now for the test. Care to come along?

954
01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:34,858
Yes, with pleasure, but
what was the problem?

955
01:08:35,486 --> 01:08:38,649
Nothing much. Old age, I guess.

956
01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:42,942
The damn motor was hanging
by a thread when I got here.

957
01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:48,826
But it ought to hold now.

958
01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:53,326
Hope it fits!

959
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:36,873
Enough,enough!

960
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:39,756
General Cork sent you, didn't
he, my Latin lover?

961
01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:41,462
Enough!

962
01:09:42,053 --> 01:09:45,842
- Didn't he?
- Yes, yes! Enough!

963
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:14,784
I'm sorry. I was cruel. I apologize.

964
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:18,628
Everyone is cruel sometimes.

965
01:11:03,551 --> 01:11:06,634
Hey handsome, come
here. Let's go have some fun.

966
01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:13,531
Get away, you
filth! Despicable animal!

967
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,286
Scum! Pervert!

968
01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:33,220
How could they do it?

969
01:12:33,516 --> 01:12:35,883
My God, how could they
sell their own children?

970
01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:40,099
They're hungry. It's better to
sell them than to eat them.

971
01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:44,350
You're a degenerate. All
of Naples is degenerate.

972
01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:45,854
Why did you bring me here?

973
01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:48,027
So I can feel as degenerate as you?

974
01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:49,737
We didn't start this war.

975
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,607
We don't sell our bodies
for a pack of cigarettes.

976
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:54,901
A pack of cigarettes?

977
01:12:57,790 --> 01:13:01,078
Ma'am, what will
you give me for that?

978
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,003
This is a pack of cigarettes!

979
01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:08,706
Food for a family of ten.
Would you like some, ma'am?

980
01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:12,461
- Here
- Thank you.

981
01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:17,303
- I brought you here because...
- Because everyone can be cruel.

982
01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:27,021
- Are we even now?
- Even.

983
01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:37,903
- Did I do something wrong, Jimmy?
- No, no.

984
01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:50,965
Jimmy? What did I do?

985
01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:53,550
It's not my fault if things
didn't go well for you today.

986
01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:56,387
What's wrong with you, Jimmy?

987
01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,934
- Here.
- What's that?

988
01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:03,932
Try it.

989
01:14:05,983 --> 01:14:08,645
Here, like this.

990
01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:10,777
Are you crazy? I already have hair.

991
01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:13,195
Did you bring this filthy
thing from the US?

992
01:14:13,866 --> 01:14:17,075
No, not at all. It's from Naples.

993
01:14:17,578 --> 01:14:19,034
- From Naples?
- Yes, yes.

994
01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:20,403
Every last hair.

995
01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:23,744
Who gave you this? Where'd
you get it, Jimmy?

996
01:14:24,251 --> 01:14:26,959
Where have you been hanging
out? Tell me who gave you this.

997
01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:33,258
Jimmy, come here. Come here.

998
01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:47,063
Padron me. Excuse me.

999
01:14:48,609 --> 01:14:51,772
I'd like to... I'm looking for...

1000
01:14:52,029 --> 01:14:55,943
- Maria Concetta.
- What is it you want?

1001
01:14:56,242 --> 01:15:00,577
She has a brother... Pasqualino.

1002
01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:03,905
There are thousands of Maria Concettas
and Pasqualinos around here.

1003
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:06,537
Wait, maybe he's talking
about the virgin.

1004
01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,710
- Oh, the virgin?
- Yes.

1005
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:12,581
Her father doesn't know.

1006
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:15,254
Ah, her father doesn't know.

1007
01:15:15,553 --> 01:15:17,760
Wait, I'll come with
you. I'll come with you.

1008
01:15:18,222 --> 01:15:20,304
- Thank you.
- Antonio, you're going?

1009
01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:22,014
I'll see if he'll give
me a couple dollars.

1010
01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:23,595
- Here.
- Thanks.

1011
01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:25,680
- Wait here, I'll be right back.
- Yes.

1012
01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:32,142
Straight ahead. Good night!

1013
01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,410
Come on, we can't stay here.

1014
01:15:52,423 --> 01:15:55,085
- He says that...
- What does he say?

1015
01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:59,420
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

1016
01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:02,301
Jimmy, you can't come here.

1017
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:07,723
Never. My father... the war...

1018
01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:11,143
He's crazy.

1019
01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:14,275
I brought this for him, see?

1020
01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:15,727
- I see.
- Yes.

1021
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,316
- Pretty, isn't it?
- Yes.

1022
01:16:17,782 --> 01:16:19,864
But put it away, I can't take it.

1023
01:16:20,284 --> 01:16:23,072
My father musn't know.

1024
01:16:32,338 --> 01:16:35,330
I have to go. I need to cut it off.

1025
01:16:37,218 --> 01:16:40,006
Wait. No, wait, listen...

1026
01:16:40,471 --> 01:16:44,681
I wanted to say, Jimmy, that I'm
very happy when I'm with you.

1027
01:16:45,392 --> 01:16:48,635
- But I have to go.
- No, wait.

1028
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:09,702
What a lovely butt. So firm.

1029
01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:11,749
It's marvellous.

1030
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:22,469
It's lovely, very lovely.

1031
01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:25,388
Come!

1032
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,967
Come, yes, like that.

1033
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:34,063
Very good.

1034
01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:40,611
Well, usually I start
with the wine cellar.

1035
01:17:40,865 --> 01:17:42,606
Why don't we go directly
to the bedroom?

1036
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,690
Did you forget? I
already confessed...

1037
01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:48,032
- Right, we're even.
- This way, please.

1038
01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:08,173
- This is a marvellous home, Captain!
- Thank you.

1039
01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:17,811
Did you buy it or design it yourself?

1040
01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:22,149
I bought it, though I
designed the landscape.

1041
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:24,322
I congratulate you.

1042
01:18:24,909 --> 01:18:28,493
The lady's bath is
ready. Will she take it alone?

1043
01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:29,864
What did she say?

1044
01:18:30,247 --> 01:18:33,205
Well, she wants to know if you're
taking your bath alone.

1045
01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:38,248
You must forgive Maria.
Sometimes she gets confused in her old age.

1046
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:39,624
Poor thing.

1047
01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:43,629
It must be difficult for her to
keep track of all those communal baths.

1048
01:18:44,386 --> 01:18:46,093
No thank you, Maria.

1049
01:18:47,097 --> 01:18:50,931
Tell her I won't be swept off my feet

1050
01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:53,934
for at least another five
minutes, I'm sure.

1051
01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:58,098
The lady will take a bath in
five minutes, and by herself.

1052
01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:00,182
It's from Jean Louis.

1053
01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:04,021
- Urgent!
- Right.

1054
01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:11,536
Don't tell me, it's an invitation
to be a guest speaker at an orgy.

1055
01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:13,405
You're partially right.

1056
01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:16,415
What part? Orgy, guest
speaker, or invitation?

1057
01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:18,042
The third part.

1058
01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:21,292
It's a party for boys
only, If you know what I mean.

1059
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:23,797
I can look like a
boy. What do you think?

1060
01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:30,255
- How is Maria Concetta?
- She ran away...

1061
01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:32,344
So you didn't get any, huh?

1062
01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:40,269
Yes, and you're going
blind. You're even wearing glasses.

1063
01:19:40,567 --> 01:19:43,605
Well, the doctor says... It's
just a little eyestrain.

1064
01:19:44,071 --> 01:19:45,186
Are you worried about syphilis?

1065
01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:46,945
Well, we don't want
to hear that do we?

1066
01:19:47,074 --> 01:19:49,782
I'm not the one who has
to worry about that.

1067
01:19:51,578 --> 01:19:54,240
Perfect! Just perfect!

1068
01:19:55,165 --> 01:19:57,998
Yeah, then why are you scratching?

1069
01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:07,083
Here we are.

1070
01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:12,679
Quiet!

1071
01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:41,872
I was waiting for
you. Everything all right?

1072
01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:43,039
Yes, it's fine.

1073
01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:24,160
It's hot.

1074
01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:28,751
It's hot.

1075
01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:38,341
- Go on, push.
- It hurts.

1076
01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:41,894
It's too hot.

1077
01:22:11,135 --> 01:22:12,751
Ice, get me some ice.

1078
01:22:16,723 --> 01:22:20,762
- Not coffee. He wants ice.
- Ice, I want ice.

1079
01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:23,852
Impossible. Impossible.

1080
01:22:49,548 --> 01:22:51,130
I hope it's a girl.

1081
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,461
Relax!

1082
01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:06,353
Calm down! Calm down! Stop screaming,
you'll waste your strength.

1083
01:23:06,607 --> 01:23:08,769
Push, come on!

1084
01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:15,442
My god, it's a boy!

1085
01:23:15,782 --> 01:23:18,615
Look how pretty he is. It's a boy!

1086
01:24:25,143 --> 01:24:27,225
Here it is, the
pasta. Let's go, let's go!

1087
01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:31,855
Look.

1088
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:06,641
Febo!Febo!

1089
01:25:14,234 --> 01:25:15,440
Febo!

1090
01:26:24,763 --> 01:26:28,722
Didn't I tell you? I'd
never been there before.

1091
01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:33,264
You knew you would find me here...

1092
01:26:34,147 --> 01:26:35,683
Are we even?

1093
01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:47,024
- Come with me to Capri.
- No.

1094
01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:54,540
I believe in my marriage. Evenit"

1095
01:26:57,671 --> 01:27:00,789
Febo, Palm... Did you find the dogs?

1096
01:27:01,258 --> 01:27:02,714
Not yet.

1097
01:27:04,261 --> 01:27:05,422
It's my fault.

1098
01:27:07,931 --> 01:27:11,674
- You don't seem very worried about it.
- You're wrong, Mrs. Wyatt.

1099
01:27:14,354 --> 01:27:16,516
What's this gobbledygook
about "net weight at dawn"?

1100
01:27:16,815 --> 01:27:18,180
What does it mean?

1101
01:27:18,525 --> 01:27:21,438
I insisted on that,
sir. See, scientifically

1102
01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:24,229
dawn is when the human
body weighs the least.

1103
01:27:24,531 --> 01:27:29,617
And "net" means they'll be weighed
without their clothes after they've...

1104
01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:32,115
...done their morning business.

1105
01:27:32,622 --> 01:27:33,612
I see.

1106
01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:35,288
- Mr. Eduardo.
- General.

1107
01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,617
I trust you realize
this little transaction

1108
01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:39,619
is going to cost the
American taxpayers

1109
01:27:40,005 --> 01:27:44,715
50,000 dollars in exchange for
some 20 tons of enemy blubber.

1110
01:27:45,135 --> 01:27:46,170
You don't want to pay?

1111
01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:48,052
He doesn't think this
price is democratic.

1112
01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:49,295
Isn't democratic?

1113
01:27:49,556 --> 01:27:51,422
It's a good thing I
censor the news around here.

1114
01:27:51,767 --> 01:27:55,681
How is it not democratic?
Officers and soldiers cost the same thing.

1115
01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:59,810
- The same price...
- Yes, yes. I understand, I understand.

1116
01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:01,936
Ask him, how much would Hitler be?

1117
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:05,193
- What did he say?
- He's asking how much Hitler would cost.

1118
01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:07,154
Ah, thank you. Hitler...

1119
01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:10,404
Tell him that with the
Fifth Battalion marching on Rome

1120
01:28:10,744 --> 01:28:13,782
the price is falling ever day.

1121
01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:16,489
With the Fifth Battalion already
in Rome, the price falls everyday.

1122
01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:20,292
Yes, I understand.

1123
01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:23,499
Sir, the photographers.
They're waiting outside.

1124
01:28:23,882 --> 01:28:25,418
Ask them to come in.

1125
01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:29,088
Is he signing?

1126
01:28:30,889 --> 01:28:31,845
Come in gentlemen.

1127
01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:34,848
Mr. Eduardo, a group photo.

1128
01:28:35,227 --> 01:28:37,013
- This way.
- Yes.

1129
01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:40,600
- Still looking for Febo?
- Yes.

1130
01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:42,893
And what about operation "Sky Girl"?

1131
01:28:43,652 --> 01:28:44,983
Tonight or never.

1132
01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:47,693
- A picture.
- All right.

1133
01:28:47,864 --> 01:28:50,356
Here we are. Right
here. Major Beckwith...

1134
01:28:50,784 --> 01:28:54,527
Antonio, come and take a picture.
The poor thing's an orphan.

1135
01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:57,620
- A mother's a mother, General.
- Yes, of course. Here.

1136
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:09,466
Smile for the camera.

1137
01:29:11,137 --> 01:29:12,218
Lucia!

1138
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:15,848
Come here, hurry up.

1139
01:29:20,146 --> 01:29:21,602
Here come the Americans!

1140
01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:24,064
It was pitch black, but
I'm sure this was the street.

1141
01:29:28,113 --> 01:29:29,353
It's gotta be here!

1142
01:29:41,167 --> 01:29:43,374
Why don't you settle for one of them?

1143
01:29:44,045 --> 01:29:47,163
Your race is too tall anyway,
Jimmy. Take one home with you.

1144
01:29:47,591 --> 01:29:50,253
Americans need to be brought
back to reasonable proportions.

1145
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:52,501
Do you ever take anything seriously?

1146
01:29:53,054 --> 01:29:53,919
Yes.

1147
01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:56,638
No, you're like all
the other Italians.

1148
01:29:56,933 --> 01:29:59,300
- Are you going to help me or not?
- No.

1149
01:30:00,103 --> 01:30:01,935
Hiya, Shorty. What's up?

1150
01:30:02,522 --> 01:30:05,264
Free tonight?

1151
01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:09,560
This is it!

1152
01:30:10,655 --> 01:30:12,692
Now you wait right there. I'll
bring the old man down.

1153
01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:16,108
Jimmy, don't go.

1154
01:30:18,371 --> 01:30:21,534
I thought you were my
friend. Thanks for nothing.

1155
01:30:27,255 --> 01:30:28,086
Ciao, Jimmy!

1156
01:30:30,634 --> 01:30:33,296
Hey, I'm gonna see Maria.
Maria Concetta.

1157
01:31:03,041 --> 01:31:04,623
- Jimmy!
- We'll play later, okay?

1158
01:31:05,043 --> 01:31:07,501
Jimmy, don't go! Jimmy!

1159
01:31:16,137 --> 01:31:18,003
Relax, Captain. Get in
line like everybody else.

1160
01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:20,214
- What's going on?
- It's the Virgin of Naples, ain't it?

1161
01:31:20,850 --> 01:31:24,718
Virgin my ass! I hear she's even making
it with the Lone Ranger's horse!

1162
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:29,731
- How was it?
- Save your money.

1163
01:31:30,026 --> 01:31:31,141
Put it into war bonds.

1164
01:31:31,528 --> 01:31:33,144
I'd stick it anywhere if
I could just find a hole.

1165
01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:34,603
Jesus, all that unused cunt

1166
01:31:34,698 --> 01:31:36,154
and you guys are still whacking off.

1167
01:31:36,908 --> 01:31:40,321
Confucius say: "Sweet little
pussy grow into plain old twat."

1168
01:31:42,622 --> 01:31:43,953
Fuck off!

1169
01:31:49,754 --> 01:31:51,336
Out, out, out!

1170
01:31:53,550 --> 01:31:54,756
Let's go!

1171
01:32:04,811 --> 01:32:07,178
Enough,enough!

1172
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,756
Relax...

1173
01:32:46,978 --> 01:32:48,810
You wanna fuck her?

1174
01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:50,812
Impossible.

1175
01:32:50,982 --> 01:32:52,768
You want to be with her?

1176
01:32:53,526 --> 01:32:57,440
Impossible! Because I'm her father.

1177
01:32:59,741 --> 01:33:02,028
Understand?

1178
01:33:06,498 --> 01:33:09,286
Impossible. Impossible!

1179
01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:11,624
I'm her father.

1180
01:33:15,715 --> 01:33:18,127
Gentlemen, gentlemen...

1181
01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:20,550
The Virgin of Naples!

1182
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:50,826
A real virgin.

1183
01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:54,372
You can put a finger in,
if you want. It doesn't bite.

1184
01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:57,246
It doesn't bite. Try it.

1185
01:33:58,967 --> 01:34:00,082
A real virgin.

1186
01:34:00,426 --> 01:34:02,963
Virgin. Stick your finger in.

1187
01:34:03,346 --> 01:34:06,805
Touch. Just a finger.

1188
01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:19,438
Pulling rank on me, Captain?

1189
01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:22,525
Relax!

1190
01:34:56,399 --> 01:34:59,892
Happy? Happy? Eh?

1191
01:35:00,612 --> 01:35:02,319
What did you do? Are you crazy?

1192
01:35:03,156 --> 01:35:05,693
Looks like you just got put
out of business, paisan.

1193
01:35:05,909 --> 01:35:08,651
What are you doing, bastard?

1194
01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:37,729
You bastard! You knew the whole time!

1195
01:35:37,982 --> 01:35:39,643
All of you, you're all scum!

1196
01:35:40,276 --> 01:35:41,983
Jimmy, we lost the war.

1197
01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:44,482
Women and children lost
it more than anyone else.

1198
01:35:44,906 --> 01:35:46,396
You're pigs! A city full of pigs!

1199
01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,778
- And what about you?
- Shut up!

1200
01:35:49,327 --> 01:35:51,193
You go into houses certain you can

1201
01:35:51,371 --> 01:35:52,953
buy everything with chocolate
and cigarettes.

1202
01:35:53,373 --> 01:35:54,408
I loved her!

1203
01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:57,666
You loved her? So,
what's stopping you?

1204
01:35:59,712 --> 01:36:01,578
You're the pig! A pig from Cleveland!

1205
01:36:02,131 --> 01:36:03,496
I wanted to marry her!

1206
01:36:17,897 --> 01:36:19,638
Isn't that just like you, Clifton?

1207
01:36:21,401 --> 01:36:22,937
Always there when I need you.

1208
01:36:26,698 --> 01:36:30,441
I won't forget the chastity
belt, Cliff ton.

1209
01:36:31,202 --> 01:36:33,364
At least I haven't
forgotten it until now.

1210
01:36:35,790 --> 01:36:37,781
<i>Worried about syphilis?</i>

1211
01:36:38,001 --> 01:36:40,493
<i>Venereal diseases
can be more ravaging</i>

1212
01:36:40,837 --> 01:36:43,044
<i>than war. But, thanks
to penicillin...</i>

1213
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:59,178
Yes? Captain, you're
almost an hour early.

1214
01:37:01,107 --> 01:37:02,313
Hospital?

1215
01:37:04,235 --> 01:37:05,646
Yes, I'll be down right away.

1216
01:37:34,724 --> 01:37:36,715
I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to keep you waiting, but...

1217
01:37:37,018 --> 01:37:38,429
No, no, I arrived early.

1218
01:37:38,811 --> 01:37:40,301
- Are you all right?
- Well...

1219
01:37:40,688 --> 01:37:41,803
I'm sorry. I really...

1220
01:37:42,315 --> 01:37:44,431
Don't worry. Maybe
there's still time. C'mon.

1221
01:38:30,571 --> 01:38:33,438
- Febo!
- I'm awfully sorry you found him here.

1222
01:38:34,283 --> 01:38:36,775
We're conducting a study on
extreme injuries. Like war wounds.

1223
01:38:37,036 --> 01:38:38,447
It is kind of an experiment.

1224
01:38:38,871 --> 01:38:41,738
I mean, to learn how
to treat battle wounds.

1225
01:38:42,667 --> 01:38:43,953
These dogs are strays.

1226
01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:46,121
They would have been killed anyway.

1227
01:38:48,131 --> 01:38:49,496
Febo�.

1228
01:38:49,799 --> 01:38:52,040
It's not allowed, but
I'll put it to sleep.

1229
01:38:58,391 --> 01:39:00,302
It's a sweet, painless sleep.

1230
01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:06,684
Why this dreadful silence?

1231
01:39:08,317 --> 01:39:09,933
We cut their vocal cords.

1232
01:39:16,492 --> 01:39:19,154
Don't worry, Mrs. Wyatt, nothing
will fall from the ceiling.

1233
01:39:19,871 --> 01:39:21,657
We eat here every day.

1234
01:39:22,039 --> 01:39:25,623
It is an honor to have such
a young American guest with us.

1235
01:39:25,835 --> 01:39:27,121
Thanks.

1236
01:39:27,837 --> 01:39:29,999
The U.S. Army has the
same stimulating aroma

1237
01:39:30,214 --> 01:39:31,796
as a summer rain in the forest.

1238
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:34,086
Maybe it's the
wilderness still in you.

1239
01:39:34,469 --> 01:39:36,551
And the way the
wind's blowing, I'm sure.

1240
01:39:39,265 --> 01:39:42,474
It's the only occupying
army in the history of Naples

1241
01:39:42,977 --> 01:39:45,389
that had the courtesy of knocking

1242
01:39:45,771 --> 01:39:47,102
when it came to our doors.

1243
01:39:47,815 --> 01:39:49,931
Oh, by the looks of all the rubble

1244
01:39:50,151 --> 01:39:52,188
I'm afraid we sometimes knocked
a little too hard.

1245
01:39:54,864 --> 01:39:58,152
That, my dear, is
a negligible detail.

1246
01:39:58,534 --> 01:40:01,151
If one must lose a war, Mrs Wyatt

1247
01:40:01,871 --> 01:40:05,284
it is preferable to
be conquered by an army

1248
01:40:05,666 --> 01:40:07,998
that has good manners, believe me.

1249
01:40:08,836 --> 01:40:11,544
The Duchess has yet to recover

1250
01:40:11,797 --> 01:40:14,960
from the descent of the
barbarians onto Imperial Rome.

1251
01:40:18,387 --> 01:40:20,091
I'm not quite old enough to

1252
01:40:20,181 --> 01:40:23,344
recall that particular event,

1253
01:40:23,684 --> 01:40:29,054
but believe me: The
poor and the noble

1254
01:40:30,274 --> 01:40:31,730
lost every war since then

1255
01:40:32,693 --> 01:40:34,604
regardless of their flag.

1256
01:40:36,697 --> 01:40:39,564
And women... Women have no flag.

1257
01:40:40,868 --> 01:40:42,905
The real Italian flag
does not show three colors

1258
01:40:43,538 --> 01:40:47,372
but the male organ. Morality,
Honor, Family,

1259
01:40:47,875 --> 01:40:51,038
the cult of religion are
all there, between the legs.

1260
01:40:51,337 --> 01:40:52,702
- My God!
- I disagree...

1261
01:40:52,964 --> 01:40:54,375
That's a bit too much.

1262
01:40:55,258 --> 01:40:57,750
There's only one flag...

1263
01:40:59,011 --> 01:41:00,843
this one.

1264
01:41:01,514 --> 01:41:03,596
But that is from Savoia.

1265
01:41:07,562 --> 01:41:08,848
Listen.

1266
01:41:09,438 --> 01:41:11,054
An American airplane.

1267
01:41:13,150 --> 01:41:15,141
I'm afraid it's German.

1268
01:41:19,699 --> 01:41:21,610
And why don't the Americans
fight back?

1269
01:41:22,034 --> 01:41:26,198
The Americans are
asleep. They rise early.

1270
01:41:26,455 --> 01:41:30,244
I heard another noise before. Listen.

1271
01:41:40,177 --> 01:41:41,167
There's people at the stairs.

1272
01:41:41,470 --> 01:41:43,461
- Let them in.
- Ok.

1273
01:41:56,861 --> 01:41:59,899
Easy. Slowly.

1274
01:42:14,962 --> 01:42:16,418
Come in.

1275
01:42:34,940 --> 01:42:36,305
She was taken by God.

1276
01:42:43,658 --> 01:42:47,652
Let's go out. Nunziatina,
Carmela, stay here.

1277
01:42:47,912 --> 01:42:50,529
Bring what's needed. Quick.

1278
01:43:06,013 --> 01:43:07,674
Let's go into the other room.

1279
01:43:11,977 --> 01:43:14,014
No, I'm going to stay.

1280
01:43:42,299 --> 01:43:44,085
The hair brush, please.

1281
01:43:47,388 --> 01:43:49,129
Brush her hair.

1282
01:44:08,701 --> 01:44:10,362
Carmela, take the dress off.

1283
01:44:41,400 --> 01:44:43,061
Let's hear the
news. Turn on the radio.

1284
01:45:02,129 --> 01:45:03,665
The Duchess is calling.

1285
01:45:05,049 --> 01:45:08,007
Sirs, please follow
me. We are being summoned.

1286
01:45:22,399 --> 01:45:23,855
This is the Armed Forces Radio.

1287
01:45:24,193 --> 01:45:26,730
We interrupt this program to
bring you an important bulletin.

1288
01:45:27,363 --> 01:45:29,445
The Mount Vesuvius
seismograph has registered

1289
01:45:29,573 --> 01:45:31,484
a sudden increase
in volcanic activity.

1290
01:45:32,284 --> 01:45:33,490
All commanding officers and the
PBS must report to their bases

1291
01:45:33,661 --> 01:45:34,776
for further instructions.

1292
01:45:35,162 --> 01:45:36,402
I repeat, all
commanding officers must

1293
01:45:36,580 --> 01:45:37,160
report to their bases.

1294
01:46:16,203 --> 01:46:18,490
Tonight, when I saw those people...

1295
01:46:21,208 --> 01:46:22,915
I have a confession to make.

1296
01:46:25,045 --> 01:46:26,706
It isn't easy.

1297
01:46:27,673 --> 01:46:29,129
Another time?

1298
01:46:31,176 --> 01:46:34,009
Don't be afraid, we're in Italy.

1299
01:46:34,471 --> 01:46:37,338
Italy is the land
where confession was born.

1300
01:46:40,352 --> 01:46:42,184
I've been dishonest, Captain.

1301
01:46:44,481 --> 01:46:45,812
Dishonest.

1302
01:46:46,066 --> 01:46:49,900
I'm not here to help the
civilian population.

1303
01:46:50,404 --> 01:46:51,644
No, sir. I'm here...

1304
01:46:52,823 --> 01:46:55,656
I'm here to help Senator Wyatt.

1305
01:46:56,410 --> 01:47:00,699
The President of the United
States, the Women's Air Force...

1306
01:47:01,332 --> 01:47:03,039
No, that's a lie too.

1307
01:47:04,919 --> 01:47:06,956
I'm here to help myself.

1308
01:47:07,296 --> 01:47:09,833
Me, myself, and I!

1309
01:47:09,965 --> 01:47:12,707
How? I don't know.

1310
01:47:13,218 --> 01:47:15,209
To have my picture in the papers...

1311
01:47:15,596 --> 01:47:18,054
Be the first in Rome...

1312
01:47:19,350 --> 01:47:22,433
Shit, Malaparte, take me to Capri.

1313
01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:26,312
You're laughing at me!

1314
01:47:26,774 --> 01:47:29,061
I can't believe it, you're
laughing at me!

1315
01:47:29,193 --> 01:47:31,434
No, no. I'm laughing at myself.

1316
01:47:31,528 --> 01:47:33,565
I didn't understand anything.

1317
01:47:34,073 --> 01:47:36,485
The destruction, hunger, violence...

1318
01:47:36,742 --> 01:47:39,609
All that for a photo in the papers.

1319
01:47:40,245 --> 01:47:42,862
You ignorant son of a bitch!

1320
01:47:43,290 --> 01:47:46,749
I hate your attitude, you Latin snob!

1321
01:47:47,086 --> 01:47:49,248
Know-it-all!
All of you!

1322
01:47:49,546 --> 01:47:53,881
Backwards! Scummy! Oily!

1323
01:47:54,176 --> 01:47:56,884
Hairy, dark, greasy gigolosl

1324
01:47:57,638 --> 01:48:00,426
Wop! Wop!

1325
01:48:02,643 --> 01:48:04,384
And you're laughing at me?

1326
01:48:05,646 --> 01:48:08,604
You can stick your flag
right between your legs,

1327
01:48:08,899 --> 01:48:11,231
up your ass!

1328
01:48:30,671 --> 01:48:32,708
Get out, get out!

1329
01:48:43,142 --> 01:48:44,052
It's unbelievable!

1330
01:48:47,104 --> 01:48:48,765
What a disgrace.

1331
01:49:16,425 --> 01:49:19,383
<i>Listen, if you take me
to the airport, I'll pay.</i>

1332
01:49:22,139 --> 01:49:24,005
Stop! Stop!

1333
01:49:25,142 --> 01:49:27,224
I'll give you $50 to
take me to the airport.

1334
01:49:27,394 --> 01:49:28,259
Get in.

1335
01:49:49,833 --> 01:49:51,164
What's happening?

1336
01:49:55,130 --> 01:49:56,336
What's this?

1337
01:50:06,058 --> 01:50:07,594
Vesuvius.

1338
01:50:08,018 --> 01:50:09,759
You've got to get dressed. You've
got to get out of here!

1339
01:50:10,270 --> 01:50:12,602
Where to? This is my home!

1340
01:50:12,898 --> 01:50:14,935
No, it is
dangerous! You have to leave!

1341
01:50:15,776 --> 01:50:18,017
Jimmy! Come, come!

1342
01:50:53,188 --> 01:50:54,394
Do you read me, Colonel?

1343
01:50:55,274 --> 01:50:58,767
I want every available man in
Mark Cork's Fifth Batallion

1344
01:50:59,611 --> 01:51:03,195
shaved and in full
uniform, helping the civilians.

1345
01:51:04,158 --> 01:51:06,069
Preventing panic,
putting out fires...

1346
01:51:07,202 --> 01:51:09,068
I want them to swallow
lava, if they have to.

1347
01:51:09,621 --> 01:51:11,407
And I want it all
documented! Did you hear me?

1348
01:51:11,623 --> 01:51:13,910
Films, photos, radio, the
whole works, all right?

1349
01:51:14,293 --> 01:51:15,749
Get on it!

1350
01:51:21,842 --> 01:51:25,585
They tell me Vesuvius hasn't
erupted in 50 years.

1351
01:51:26,305 --> 01:51:28,672
This is goddman
historic! All right, Bob...

1352
01:51:28,932 --> 01:51:30,514
Ok, guys. Right here,
in San Sebastiano,

1353
01:51:30,809 --> 01:51:32,516
at the base of the volcano...

1354
01:51:53,832 --> 01:51:54,663
What are the orders?

1355
01:51:55,250 --> 01:51:56,035
All ground and air crews on duty

1356
01:51:56,251 --> 01:51:58,117
for civilian rescue, ma'am!

1357
01:52:35,582 --> 01:52:36,993
Aren't you afraid?

1358
01:52:37,376 --> 01:52:42,542
Fear... the only thing I'm
afraid of is human stupidity.

1359
01:52:43,131 --> 01:52:47,921
Because, unlike everything else
in the world, it knows no bounds.

1360
01:52:48,595 --> 01:52:50,302
Oh, how men can be idiots.

1361
01:52:50,764 --> 01:52:52,675
Is this the end of the
world? What is this?

1362
01:52:53,100 --> 01:52:55,262
Don't be afraid. It's
nothing. I told you.

1363
01:52:55,644 --> 01:52:57,635
Oh my God! It's horrible!

1364
01:52:58,313 --> 01:53:00,725
It's hell breaking loose!

1365
01:53:01,233 --> 01:53:03,190
I'll close that door. Close it!

1366
01:53:05,529 --> 01:53:07,190
Vesuvius is an idiot.

1367
01:53:07,572 --> 01:53:11,281
Not Vesuvius, you are the
idiot for saying that.

1368
01:53:11,618 --> 01:53:13,279
- Turn on the light.
- OK.

1369
01:53:13,578 --> 01:53:16,240
Don't blaspheme. Vesuvius is God.

1370
01:53:16,456 --> 01:53:18,572
- Remember.
- Let there be light.

1371
01:53:18,875 --> 01:53:22,163
And God wanted that we, despite
it all, eat a plate of spaghetti.

1372
01:53:23,588 --> 01:53:24,874
Maria?

1373
01:53:29,094 --> 01:53:30,334
Maria?

1374
01:53:44,776 --> 01:53:45,982
Maria?

1375
01:54:02,753 --> 01:54:04,209
Come with me.

1376
01:54:04,796 --> 01:54:05,911
Yes.

1377
01:54:14,556 --> 01:54:16,172
Stop, stop here.

1378
01:54:25,442 --> 01:54:27,183
Hey, have you seen Colonel Wyatt?

1379
01:54:27,569 --> 01:54:29,401
They're all out on rescue duty!

1380
01:55:03,355 --> 01:55:05,187
Hello, tiger...

1381
01:55:08,860 --> 01:55:09,691
Come here, come.

1382
01:55:10,112 --> 01:55:12,353
Come, closer. I've
been expecting you.

1383
01:55:12,572 --> 01:55:14,609
Come make love.

1384
01:55:20,831 --> 01:55:23,289
How, how.

1385
01:55:24,209 --> 01:55:27,167
Let's make love, come on.

1386
01:56:56,510 --> 01:56:59,047
PBS Air


1387
01:56:59,596 --> 01:57:01,086
I'm taking her down.

1388
01:57:31,628 --> 01:57:32,709
Shit!

1389
01:58:02,909 --> 01:58:05,321
Come on, come on. Get your
fucking asses in the trucks!

1390
01:58:05,579 --> 01:58:07,911
Come on, get your wop asses moving!

1391
01:58:08,248 --> 01:58:11,206
Easy, easy! There's
room for everybody!

1392
01:58:11,501 --> 01:58:12,707
Quick!

1393
01:58:13,044 --> 01:58:15,331
Women and children first! Hey,
you bastard, did you hear me?

1394
01:58:16,006 --> 01:58:18,794
Get off! This one's full. All
right, Corporal, move out!

1395
01:58:19,301 --> 01:58:22,089
Move to the left side. Get
over there, you goddamn guinea!

1396
01:58:22,470 --> 01:58:24,882
- They're not animals!
- Are you American?

1397
01:58:25,181 --> 01:58:27,923
- Listen, Sergeant...
- You better get in.

1398
01:58:28,184 --> 01:58:29,891
I'll wait for the next one.

1399
01:58:30,145 --> 01:58:31,510
There aint no more trucks, Ma'am.

1400
01:58:31,813 --> 01:58:33,269
We won't be back for a long time.

1401
01:58:33,398 --> 01:58:35,309
- But you told them!
- Suit yourself, lady.

1402
01:58:35,442 --> 01:58:36,728
We're leaving.

1403
01:58:37,402 --> 01:58:38,642
C'mon, move. Out of the way!

1404
01:58:52,042 --> 01:58:55,751
Hey, Stop! Stop!

1405
01:58:58,590 --> 01:59:01,628
Hey, gorgeous, wanna come with us?

1406
01:59:02,135 --> 01:59:04,342
Get a load of this
Guinea's blonde hair, guys.

1407
01:59:05,096 --> 01:59:07,303
What do you say, guys? Let's
see how blonde she really is.

1408
01:59:08,892 --> 01:59:10,633
Let's have a look-see.

1409
01:59:12,103 --> 01:59:14,140
- Not bad, eh?
- Hey, not bad at all.

1410
01:59:14,731 --> 01:59:16,187
You want something?
Chocolate? Cigarette?

1411
01:59:16,316 --> 01:59:18,353
Ask her if she wants
some candy to suck on.

1412
01:59:18,526 --> 01:59:20,312
How about eight inches
of sugarcane,honey?

1413
01:59:21,446 --> 01:59:22,652
Just let me handle it, boys.

1414
01:59:22,822 --> 01:59:24,233
What's your name, honey?

1415
01:59:24,699 --> 01:59:26,110
I like her...

1416
01:59:27,243 --> 01:59:29,109
- Whoa, what a wildcat!
- Okay, bitch...

1417
01:59:29,287 --> 01:59:30,493
You asked for it.

1418
01:59:30,830 --> 01:59:32,992
Hey, Tom, looks like you're
not her type, man.

1419
01:59:33,541 --> 01:59:35,452
Stop the truck! Get
your paws off her, man.

1420
01:59:36,044 --> 01:59:38,706
You fucking bitch! You
fucking... Let me go! You bitch!

1421
01:59:39,214 --> 01:59:41,876
You better get out of
here, sister. He means it.

1422
01:59:42,133 --> 01:59:43,999
Stop the damn truck!

1423
01:59:44,302 --> 01:59:45,792
You slut!

1424
01:59:46,012 --> 01:59:47,377
Slut!

1425
02:00:15,625 --> 02:00:17,957
It's over! It's over!

1426
02:00:18,712 --> 02:00:20,794
It's over! It's over!

1427
02:00:21,297 --> 02:00:22,879
It's over!

1428
02:00:23,341 --> 02:00:24,502
It's over!

1429
02:00:25,135 --> 02:00:27,968
It's over! It's over!

1430
02:00:29,597 --> 02:00:30,837
It's over!

1431
02:00:31,224 --> 02:00:32,305
It's over!

1432
02:01:26,905 --> 02:01:29,272
- Jimmy!
- Goldberg!

1433
02:01:30,366 --> 02:01:32,323
- I was worried about you.
- I couldn't find you!

1434
02:01:32,660 --> 02:01:36,494
I missed the jeep,
then I... I got laid!

1435
02:01:36,873 --> 02:01:38,614
It was fantastic, Jimmy.

1436
02:01:39,209 --> 02:01:41,416
This is Zelmira, a goddess!

1437
02:01:42,587 --> 02:01:45,420
This is Maria Concetta.

1438
02:02:30,635 --> 02:02:32,125
Get that stretcher over here.

1439
02:02:38,184 --> 02:02:39,470
She needs a transfusion.

1440
02:02:39,769 --> 02:02:41,555
Take her to the ambulance right away.

1441
02:02:52,115 --> 02:02:54,152
Deborah? Deborah?

1442
02:02:56,202 --> 02:02:57,613
Doctor, come here, please.

1443
02:02:57,912 --> 02:02:59,323
She's hurt. Do something for her.

1444
02:03:00,081 --> 02:03:01,367
I've already examined her.

1445
02:03:02,584 --> 02:03:04,541
She's just roughed up
a bit. She's in shock.

1446
02:03:05,003 --> 02:03:06,243
I have more urgent
cases to attend to.

1447
02:03:07,881 --> 02:03:08,962
Deborah, come.

1448
02:03:18,892 --> 02:03:20,098
Can you walk?

1449
02:03:48,755 --> 02:03:51,918
- I don't want to stay here anymore.
- I know.

1450
02:03:52,759 --> 02:03:56,343
- I want to go home.
- You will.

1451
02:03:57,847 --> 02:03:59,679
Are we even now?

1452
02:04:00,558 --> 02:04:03,926
Yes, very even.

1453
02:04:16,282 --> 02:04:18,319
I don't want this here.
Take it down to the road.

1454
02:04:19,827 --> 02:04:21,568
First Platoon, up!

1455
02:04:21,913 --> 02:04:22,948
Everybody in the truck!

1456
02:04:24,916 --> 02:04:28,250
All right, let's go! Everybody up!

1457
02:04:29,379 --> 02:04:31,620
Hey you, what are you
doing? The picnic is over!

1458
02:04:34,217 --> 02:04:36,174
Let's look alive! Let's look
like the Fifth Battalion!

1459
02:04:36,469 --> 02:04:39,382
I want to be proud of you, men.

1460
02:04:39,639 --> 02:04:41,255
Lets move!

1461
02:04:44,978 --> 02:04:46,468
Come, this is a page of history.

1462
02:04:46,771 --> 02:04:48,227
Come on, move!

1463
02:04:48,481 --> 02:04:49,687
Get up!

1464
02:04:50,483 --> 02:04:52,269
Let's go! It's just
a short haul to Rome.

1465
02:04:55,363 --> 02:04:57,695
Yes, Sergeant, your platoon too.

1466
02:04:58,157 --> 02:04:59,613
Let's go!

1467
02:04:59,993 --> 02:05:02,155
The Fifth Battalion marches to Rome.

1468
02:05:19,053 --> 02:05:22,091
Captain, it seems we've made
it without The Queen of the Skies.

1469
02:05:22,598 --> 02:05:24,839
- What happened?
- She went back to the America.

1470
02:05:25,893 --> 02:05:27,975
Malaparte, you're a genius.

1471
02:05:28,479 --> 02:05:29,594
Is this my transport, Colonel?

1472
02:05:29,814 --> 02:05:31,725
Yes, General, take your seat here.

1473
02:05:32,525 --> 02:05:35,233
General Howes, sit on the other side.

1474
02:05:36,029 --> 02:05:37,736
Captain Malaparte,
that's your jeep over there.

1475
02:05:38,239 --> 02:05:39,855
You too, Captain Wren.

1476
02:05:40,324 --> 02:05:42,816
And, General, that's
your jeep over there.

1477
02:05:48,499 --> 02:05:49,955
Well, sir, that's about it.

1478
02:05:50,168 --> 02:05:52,125
Good job, Colonel.

1479
02:05:52,336 --> 02:05:55,169
General...|'d
like to shake your hand.

1480
02:05:57,967 --> 02:05:59,173
Sic iter ad astra!

1481
02:05:59,469 --> 02:06:00,459
What?

1482
02:06:00,845 --> 02:06:01,835
"Such is the way to the stars."

1483
02:06:02,221 --> 02:06:03,711
Well, let's go. Tempus fugit!

1484
02:06:03,973 --> 02:06:05,088
Yes, Sir!

1485
02:06:37,298 --> 02:06:39,585
This is a page of history!

1486
02:06:40,593 --> 02:06:41,708
This is really Rome?

1487
02:06:42,136 --> 02:06:43,968
Yes, it's Rome.

1488
02:06:44,472 --> 02:06:46,213
I always thought Rome was a city.

1489
02:06:48,851 --> 02:06:50,012
Hey, Father, do you know that

1490
02:06:50,394 --> 02:06:51,850
some of these ruins
are over 2,000 years old?

1491
02:06:52,522 --> 02:06:54,889
Yes, but in Philadelphia
we have the Liberty Bell.

1492
02:06:57,902 --> 02:07:00,564
Malaparte,
tomorrow I'll see the Pope.

1493
02:07:00,905 --> 02:07:02,316
There's one thing I want to know:

1494
02:07:02,865 --> 02:07:04,071
What is his favorite sport?

1495
02:07:04,575 --> 02:07:07,863
I don't know. Perhaps
now he'll play baseball.

1496
02:07:10,706 --> 02:07:12,367
Very good!

1497
02:07:15,586 --> 02:07:17,202
Cameras, move forward!

1498
02:07:28,141 --> 02:07:31,304
You know, there's
something sad about victory.

1499
02:07:32,728 --> 02:07:34,765
Everybody goes his own separate way

1500
02:07:34,981 --> 02:07:36,563
and nobody knows
when they'll meet again.

1501
02:07:37,817 --> 02:07:39,728
Sometimes, when they
do know, they hide.

1502
02:07:41,154 --> 02:07:42,189
Not us, I hope.

1503
02:07:43,489 --> 02:07:45,400
Let's set a date to meet

1504
02:07:46,242 --> 02:07:48,825
after the war in Capri.

1505
02:07:49,787 --> 02:07:51,869
You know, it's all set
between Maria Concetta and I.

1506
02:07:52,665 --> 02:07:54,326
She's going back
to Cleveland with me.

1507
02:07:54,792 --> 02:07:56,248
We're going to Capri first.

1508
02:07:59,005 --> 02:08:00,495
You don't believe me, do you?

1509
02:08:00,965 --> 02:08:01,796
I believe you, Jimmy.

1510
02:08:02,550 --> 02:08:06,043
No, you don't believe
me. You'll see, I'll be back...

1511
02:08:10,349 --> 02:08:11,931
- Malaparte!
- General!

1512
02:08:14,770 --> 02:08:16,101
What are those monuments over there?

1513
02:08:16,647 --> 02:08:17,728
Tombs.

1514
02:08:18,524 --> 02:08:20,231
Tombs of the noblest Romans.

1515
02:08:20,651 --> 02:08:22,233
Which ones?

1516
02:08:23,070 --> 02:08:24,652
That's General Si||a's.

1517
02:08:25,239 --> 02:08:26,229
That's Cicero's.

1518
02:08:26,657 --> 02:08:28,022
That's Julius Caesar's.

1519
02:08:28,492 --> 02:08:29,903
- Julius Caesar?
- Yes.

1520
02:08:31,662 --> 02:08:32,743
And that one?

1521
02:08:33,331 --> 02:08:36,494
General, that's where the
Roman prostitutes come out at night.

1522
02:08:37,168 --> 02:08:39,455
Prostitutes? Don't
tell that to the press.

1523
02:08:49,847 --> 02:08:52,839
Stinking Germans! Sons of whores!

1524
02:08:53,184 --> 02:08:54,925
Hey, Malaparte, what's going on here?

1525
02:08:55,478 --> 02:08:56,718
She thinks we're Germans.

1526
02:08:57,104 --> 02:08:58,936
Well, tell the lady we're Americans.

1527
02:08:59,148 --> 02:09:01,355
Americans! Americans!

1528
02:09:01,692 --> 02:09:02,682
Americans!

1529
02:09:23,965 --> 02:09:26,047
Take it easy, lady.

1530
02:09:26,592 --> 02:09:28,253
Thank you, thank you.

1531
02:09:28,636 --> 02:09:31,094
Bob, that Rome sign...

1532
02:09:31,347 --> 02:09:32,633
I'd like to keep it
for my collection.

1533
02:09:32,890 --> 02:09:34,927
This one will be good. Hold on.

1534
02:09:35,184 --> 02:09:37,516
Hurray for the Americans!

1535
02:09:55,121 --> 02:09:57,408
Marco, look! It's the Americans.

1536
02:09:57,581 --> 02:09:58,912
Our liberators!

1537
02:09:59,083 --> 02:10:00,289
Look!

1538
02:10:16,392 --> 02:10:20,181
Son! My son, my son!

1539
02:10:22,023 --> 02:10:23,730
Get these civilians out of here!

1540
02:10:24,317 --> 02:10:25,933
Take them away!

1541
02:10:26,277 --> 02:10:29,190
No civilians, no civilians! Get back!

1542
02:10:31,490 --> 02:10:33,606
Back up! Back up!

1543
02:10:41,959 --> 02:10:44,121
Oh, no! Stop! Stop filming!

1544
02:10:44,378 --> 02:10:46,619
Cameras on the Fifth Battalion!

1545
02:10:48,799 --> 02:10:52,042
Turn that... thing around.

1546
02:10:52,261 --> 02:10:53,922
Oh, Jesus!

1547
02:10:58,225 --> 02:11:00,432
General, there's been a slight
accident, but we're moving on.

1548
02:11:00,644 --> 02:11:01,975
Driver, move on.

1549
02:11:18,412 --> 02:11:19,493
We better go now.

1550
02:11:22,958 --> 02:11:24,164
I'm sorry about that.

1551
02:11:25,711 --> 02:11:30,080
I'm sorry...We better go.

1552
02:11:31,467 --> 02:11:33,458
The ambulance is on its way.

1553
02:11:34,720 --> 02:11:35,630
You can go, Jimmy.

1554
02:11:36,263 --> 02:11:37,879
You are the winners.

1555
02:12:03,457 --> 02:12:10,705
We thank |'Ente Ville Vesuviane in
Naples for its gracious cooperation

1556
02:12:12,591 --> 02:12:14,707
A special thank you
to the inhabitants of

1557
02:12:15,469 --> 02:12:17,585
the streets and
neighborhoods of Naples

1558
02:12:18,305 --> 02:12:20,592
for their spontaneous and warm

1559
02:12:21,350 --> 02:12:23,387
cooperation, working in the spirit of

1560
02:12:24,395 --> 02:12:26,477
and great respect and sympathy for

1561
02:12:27,398 --> 02:12:29,639
a city of history and culture.